Selling your car?

[Rupewrecht]

what all those descriptions really mean ;)


"rough condition"... too bad to lie about

"parts car"... beyond repair

"immaculate"... recently washed

"engine quiet"... if you use 90-weight oil

"needs minor overhaul"... needs engine

"needs major overhaul"... Phone the junkyard

"burns no oil"... it all leaks out

"drive it away"... I live on a hill

"drive it anywhere"... within 10 miles

"desirable classic"... No one wants it.

"rare classic"... No one wanted it even when it was new.

"stored 20 years"... (in a farmer's field)

"ran when stored"... Won't start


got your own?

[mrpayner]

"must be seen to be believed" - been low jacked 7 times

"first will buy" - dirt cheap as it's 2 half cuts joined together

"lady driver" - worn clutch, no brakes, automatic, bald tyres, water only in radiator and run on woolies petrol [Don't mean to offend our female members :p ]

Let's see some more..

AP

[Oracle_SOD]

HAHAHAHA ROFL.... @ lady driver....

[Vix]

you suck Adam, no wonder you don't have a gf :P :P :P :P :P

hehehe

[pr1mo]

who needs a gf when uve got boyd ..|..

[fruitbat38]

"Astina" ...Sorry never heard of one of them.

[mrpayner]

who needs a gf when uve got boyd
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scruffy bastard

national pick-up-stick champion

Well Mikey.. it's better than picking up sticks! :P

AP

[SehnKhan]

How'd I get dragged into this?

[mrpayner]

Relation bro.... relation. Brotherly love..

AP

[Rupewrecht]

and you both are from the country after all ..|.. ;)

[Oracle_SOD]

:shock: :twisted: :roll: ..|..

screw u hipay !! lol !!! nothin wrong wif us country folk !!!

[mrpayner]

**backs away from thread.. with back to the wall** :shock:

:lol: :lol:

AP

[Cosmo Dude]

:shock: :twisted: :roll: ..|..

screw u hipay !! lol !!! nothin wrong wif us country folk !!!

Some of us are lucky enough to escape :wink: :lol:
(I typed this slow for the country folk) :lol:

[Oracle_SOD]

I typed this slow for the country folk


ROFL

oh dear....

now wheres my shotgun...... :wink:

[pr1mo]

haha the focus has been taken off frankston woohoo!!!

[Rupewrecht]

frankstons full of rednecks, not hillbillies ;) :P

[Cosmo Dude]

now wheres my shotgun...... :wink:
frankstons full of rednecks, not hillbillies ;) :P
I don't know about you but I keep mine over by the red necked Bogan pelts :lol: