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azaudio · 16-08-2003, 05:38 AM

A man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face again. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face once more. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and goes to sleep.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him yelling at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"How did you know?" he asks.

She replies, "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again

16-08-2003, 05:38 AM	#104
azaudio Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: South Africa Car: Astina 1.8i se Posts: 93	A man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face again. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face once more. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and goes to sleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him yelling at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "How did you know?" he asks. She replies, "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again __________________ 1.8se astina 16v dohc simota powerstack filter , cold intake , brospeed 4-2-1 header and muffler with double chrome twisted tips When life gives you lemons - start making cocktails !!