bourbon, you got it in one!
Hey Tom, you'd always be welcome here.
We have a supply of telfast on standby, and the lounge/dining area at the front of the house is a cat free zone, so no sneezies there.
There's also heaps of camping space out back, AND I have a hammock!
I'm prepared for most things.........
I don't think I'd be prepared for people turning up that I don't have a good relationship with, it's Xmas after all, about family and friends and laughter etc. Wouldn't want anyone travel down to Canberra from up north just to spoil someone's day surely.......
Anyways, Tom you'd be welcome to come over as South Australia's first representative at an AGT meet. I'd have to make a speshal certificate
Cheers!!