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I wrote this ages ago and just found it again. Thought some of you may be able to relate. Oh, and no offence ment to any females.

10 Reasons Why A Car Is Better Than A Girlrfriend!

1- You can have as many cars as you like and none of them care about the others.
2- With a car, you dont mind your mates taking a ride. They can go for a ride at the same time for all you care.
3- Unless you want it to, your car will never get fat.
4- And she'll look better fatter anyway.
5- A car never cries.
6- Even if you leave her locked in the garage for a week, she never complains.
7- Your car doesn't care if you perve on other cars.
8- Or read magazines with hot cars in them, hell you can read them while your inside her.
9- $2 and 3 mins in a car wash and a car looks her best.
10- Even if its 4am on a winters morning, 3 seconds is all it takes to turn her on, and then she's ready to go.