Funny things you've been sent lately... - Page 17

Cosmo Dude · 22-08-2006, 06:39 PM

For all you Doctor Who fans

Doctor Who Chrismas party
Dr Who - The Curse Of The Fatal Death

Rupewrecht · 25-08-2006, 11:21 AM

http://www.bancomicsans.com/

skitz · 25-08-2006, 01:09 PM

lol nice man lol

Rupewrecht · 25-08-2006, 09:15 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....m=300021244764

project.r.racing · 25-08-2006, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rupewrecht

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....m=300021244764

that is funny, how on earth did you find it?

Rupewrecht · 25-08-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deejayryry

that is funny, how on earth did you find it?

ah a mate linked me on msn!

no idea how he found it!

Red Frog · 28-08-2006, 12:23 AM

hehehe

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...15936550250197

skitz · 28-08-2006, 05:04 PM

boostedbatman · 29-08-2006, 04:25 AM

Haha skits I must admit I would've expected the 'slut' to have a bigger opening for the passengers

Rupewrecht · 29-08-2006, 09:44 AM

http://www.misternicehands.com/

man, that someone made that into a website is slightly disturbing!

Rupewrecht · 29-08-2006, 09:48 AM

people on ebay have too much time on their hands!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=8062257832

Fro-Daddy · 29-08-2006, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rupewrecht

http://www.misternicehands.com/

man, that someone made that into a website is slightly disturbing!

i dont get it...

Tom · 29-08-2006, 04:59 PM

Omgpulfingaorbanthx. ^_^

MAztinA 323 · 29-08-2006, 11:00 PM

lmao so hard at the mercedes air bag!!!!!

got a mile high club on that plane?

umm, and what is that cardboard super[turbo]charger?........ someone bought it LOL
the ultimate rice mantlepiece piece to put on the mantlepiece when all the ricers come over to eat over cooked rice

Cosmo Dude · 30-08-2006, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fro-Daddy

i dont get it...

Click on either hand. It would be a sad day if that wasn't funny, it went down a treat at work yesterday

Ripper323 · 30-08-2006, 08:24 AM

It's funny how the smallest, stupidest things amuse us

Tom · 30-08-2006, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripper323

It's funny how the smallest, stupidest things amuse us

OMG THAT SMILEYZ GREEN LOLZ

Fro-Daddy · 30-08-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Dude

Click on either hand. It would be a sad day if that wasn't funny, it went down a treat at work yesterday

haha i thought it was gunna be a flash movie...then it did nothing so i closed it :P

skitz · 30-08-2006, 09:08 PM

i know it is lamo but hey have a read...

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid
down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any
hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be
home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my
old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at
seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not."

************************************
Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

******************************
Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets
up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her
up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took
you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"

******************************************
Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to
find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're
ready, Father of Four."

**************************************
Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the
silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of
paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed
his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

skitz · 30-08-2006, 09:16 PM

22-08-2006, 06:39 PM	#321
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25-08-2006, 11:21 AM	#322
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25-08-2006, 01:09 PM	#323
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25-08-2006, 09:15 PM	#324
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28-08-2006, 12:23 AM	#327
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28-08-2006, 05:04 PM	#328
skitz I'm not as dumb as my posts would indicate Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: jerrabomberra N.S.W (A.C.T) Car: astina ba 97 Posts: 1,245 View Photos By: skitz	__________________ Enjoying the new Skitz Effect: 09 Mazda RX-8 GT Wakefield Park: 1:14.8100

29-08-2006, 04:25 AM	#329
boostedbatman Manpink Crusader Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Stafford, Brisbane Car: 1990 GD mx6 F2T, and soon I might drive the batmoobile once again Posts: 2,280 View Photos By: boostedbatman	Haha skits I must admit I would've expected the 'slut' to have a bigger opening for the passengers __________________ The Batmobile as she used to be and now she hangs from a chain in the garage

29-08-2006, 09:44 AM	#330
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	http://www.misternicehands.com/ man, that someone made that into a website is slightly disturbing! __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

29-08-2006, 09:48 AM	#331
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	people on ebay have too much time on their hands! http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=8062257832 __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

29-08-2006, 04:59 PM	#333
Tom AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sdf Car: 2004 Subaru Liberty 2.5i Posts: 274 View Photos By: Tom	Omgpulfingaorbanthx. ^_^ __________________

29-08-2006, 11:00 PM	#334
MAztinA 323 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Eastwood, Sydney Car: 1989 Nissan Silvia CA18DET Posts: 583 View Photos By: MAztinA 323	lmao so hard at the mercedes air bag!!!!! got a mile high club on that plane? umm, and what is that cardboard super[turbo]charger?........ someone bought it LOL the ultimate rice mantlepiece piece to put on the mantlepiece when all the ricers come over to eat over cooked rice __________________

30-08-2006, 08:24 AM	#336
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30-08-2006, 09:08 PM	#339
skitz I'm not as dumb as my posts would indicate Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: jerrabomberra N.S.W (A.C.T) Car: astina ba 97 Posts: 1,245 View Photos By: skitz	i know it is lamo but hey have a read... Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not." ********************************** Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last" ************************** Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" ************************************** Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." ************************************ Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." __________________ Enjoying the new Skitz Effect: 09 Mazda RX-8 GT Wakefield Park: 1:14.8100

30-08-2006, 09:16 PM	#340
skitz I'm not as dumb as my posts would indicate Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: jerrabomberra N.S.W (A.C.T) Car: astina ba 97 Posts: 1,245 View Photos By: skitz	__________________ Enjoying the new Skitz Effect: 09 Mazda RX-8 GT Wakefield Park: 1:14.8100

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