Funny things you've been sent lately... - Page 20

Rupewrecht · 22-09-2006, 09:30 AM

i've banned people for less than that. heh

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth at the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne earlier this year, John Howard turned to the Queen and said:"In my capacity of prime minister of Australia, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Howard, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

John Howard thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Howard."

Howard thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied: "Sorry again, Mr. Howard, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and you are certainly not an Emperor."

Before Howard could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Ripper323 · 22-09-2006, 12:33 PM

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

MAztinA 323 · 23-09-2006, 12:46 PM

i loled so hard at the halloween joke! nice one!

and how funny are the navy things eh!!!

SehnKhan · 25-09-2006, 12:23 PM

This new Weird Al Yankovic song made me chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

Rupewrecht · 25-09-2006, 01:07 PM

You Wanna See TOUGH?

http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/2...See_TOUGH.html

i'm so scared of these guys.

Rupewrecht · 25-09-2006, 04:23 PM

Pornstar or My Little Pony?

http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html

worksafe, btw.

Fro-Daddy · 25-09-2006, 05:45 PM

3/12

Ripper323 · 26-09-2006, 08:59 AM

Stick Humour!

Ripper323 · 26-09-2006, 09:07 AM

More Stick humour

Tom · 26-09-2006, 02:24 PM

haha i love stick drawings.. they are wicked

Ripper323 · 26-09-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rupewrecht

Pornstar or My Little Pony?

http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html

worksafe, btw.

6/12!

SehnKhan · 30-09-2006, 12:10 PM

The story is no laughing matter, but TheAge needs to work on it's advertising:

Cosmo Dude · 01-10-2006, 04:39 PM

http://www.angryalien.com/1205/starwarsbuns.asp

lol jks

MAztinA 323 · 04-10-2006, 01:28 AM

lol nice one

i suppose you've seen thumb wars (star wars but with ppls thumbs?) its heaps funny but i dont have a link, maybe look on youtube

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2.../vtecjawz3.jpg

Fro-Daddy · 06-10-2006, 07:08 AM

http://s72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...uyInPrison.flv

Tom · 09-10-2006, 01:34 PM

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/257753..._thats_a_wrap/

Rupewrecht · 10-10-2006, 12:11 PM

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm

Probably posted before, but...

couldn't stop laughing!

KittyKatSmack · 10-10-2006, 01:52 PM

*falls off chair laughing*

cool cat pics, and I get to see my avatar in full size

great work Dan!

Fro-Daddy · 10-10-2006, 03:59 PM

haha that is some good stuff!

Tom · 11-10-2006, 12:01 PM

hahaha those katz rock!

22-09-2006, 09:30 AM	#381
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	i've banned people for less than that. heh At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth at the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne earlier this year, John Howard turned to the Queen and said:"In my capacity of prime minister of Australia, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Howard, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." John Howard thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Howard." Howard thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied: "Sorry again, Mr. Howard, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and you are certainly not an Emperor." Before Howard could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country." __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1 Last edited by Rupewrecht; 22-09-2006 at 09:34 AM.

22-09-2006, 12:33 PM	#382
Ripper323 Carless Bum Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Shanty town of Darwin Car: whatever I can borrow Posts: 1,044 View Photos By: Ripper323	A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, John. P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. __________________ Last edited by Ripper323; 22-09-2006 at 12:43 PM.

23-09-2006, 12:46 PM	#383
MAztinA 323 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Eastwood, Sydney Car: 1989 Nissan Silvia CA18DET Posts: 583 View Photos By: MAztinA 323	i loled so hard at the halloween joke! nice one! and how funny are the navy things eh!!! __________________

25-09-2006, 01:07 PM	#385
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	You Wanna See TOUGH? http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/2...See_TOUGH.html i'm so scared of these guys. __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

25-09-2006, 04:23 PM	#386
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	Pornstar or My Little Pony? http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html worksafe, btw. __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

25-09-2006, 12:23 PM	#384
SehnKhan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: . Car: . Posts: 1,789	This new Weird Al Yankovic song made me chuckle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

25-09-2006, 05:45 PM	#387
Fro-Daddy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane Posts: 499 View Photos By: Fro-Daddy	3/12

26-09-2006, 08:59 AM	#388
Ripper323 Carless Bum Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Shanty town of Darwin Car: whatever I can borrow Posts: 1,044 View Photos By: Ripper323	Stick Humour! Attached Thumbnails __________________

26-09-2006, 09:07 AM	#389
Ripper323 Carless Bum Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Shanty town of Darwin Car: whatever I can borrow Posts: 1,044 View Photos By: Ripper323	More Stick humour Attached Thumbnails __________________

26-09-2006, 02:24 PM	#390
Tom AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sdf Car: 2004 Subaru Liberty 2.5i Posts: 274 View Photos By: Tom	haha i love stick drawings.. they are wicked __________________

30-09-2006, 12:10 PM	#392
SehnKhan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: . Car: . Posts: 1,789	The story is no laughing matter, but TheAge needs to work on it's advertising:

01-10-2006, 04:39 PM	#393
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	http://www.angryalien.com/1205/starwarsbuns.asp lol jks __________________ My 'stina Hatch

04-10-2006, 01:28 AM	#394
MAztinA 323 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Eastwood, Sydney Car: 1989 Nissan Silvia CA18DET Posts: 583 View Photos By: MAztinA 323	lol nice one i suppose you've seen thumb wars (star wars but with ppls thumbs?) its heaps funny but i dont have a link, maybe look on youtube http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2.../vtecjawz3.jpg __________________

06-10-2006, 07:08 AM	#395
Fro-Daddy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane Posts: 499 View Photos By: Fro-Daddy	http://s72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...uyInPrison.flv

09-10-2006, 01:34 PM	#396
Tom AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sdf Car: 2004 Subaru Liberty 2.5i Posts: 274 View Photos By: Tom	http://www.metacafe.com/watch/257753..._thats_a_wrap/ __________________

10-10-2006, 12:11 PM	#397
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm Probably posted before, but... couldn't stop laughing! __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

10-10-2006, 01:52 PM	#398
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	falls off chair laughing cool cat pics, and I get to see my avatar in full size great work Dan!

10-10-2006, 03:59 PM	#399
Fro-Daddy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane Posts: 499 View Photos By: Fro-Daddy	haha that is some good stuff!

11-10-2006, 12:01 PM	#400
Tom AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sdf Car: 2004 Subaru Liberty 2.5i Posts: 274 View Photos By: Tom	hahaha those katz rock! __________________

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