funny things i've been sent lately - Page 5

KittyKatSmack · 23-06-2004, 04:32 PM

it's so the kids can't spend the money for 24 hours isn't it???

:mrgreen:

geetee · 24-06-2004, 04:31 AM

rupe, i`m a scotsman......i would still have them .....even if they had been down YOUR PANTS!!!! :shock:

Asterix · 24-06-2004, 01:50 PM

http://free.hostdepartment.com/j/jim_ps99/rainbow.html

KittyKatSmack · 24-06-2004, 01:58 PM

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And besides.. you're single. Just let it go.."

Invariably another other voice would bring him back to reality..........

whispering.............

whispering.........................

whispering.........................

"Dave... you're a vet..."

Cosmo Dude · 24-06-2004, 06:03 PM

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother! The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."

Silencer · 24-06-2004, 06:58 PM

hahahaha :lol:

Asterix · 28-06-2004, 11:13 AM

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

Rupewrecht · 28-06-2004, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asterix

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

i got to 99 metres and got bored lol

SehnKhan · 28-06-2004, 09:44 PM

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nate · 29-06-2004, 01:44 AM

Quote:

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

hehehehehe

geetee · 29-06-2004, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asterix

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

48 metres......guy was making me jealous!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

SehnKhan · 20-07-2004, 03:33 PM

Old thread back again. Found this amusing for a while today, damn song stuck in my head now: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/

Magical Trevor

Nate · 20-07-2004, 04:20 PM

make it stop!!! please make it stop!!!!

lamby1986 · 20-07-2004, 06:20 PM

I certainly wouldn't want a magical whip that would bring me cows.

Oracle_SOD · 21-07-2004, 03:17 PM

im a little lost

why is there a cow !??! and why dose he go away :cry:

Asterix · 21-07-2004, 09:30 PM

Check out this freak!

Yuk, yuk & yuk.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/melkhoofd/LINKJES/drunk.wmv

Cosmo Dude · 21-07-2004, 09:33 PM

I havn't had a $%&t all night drinkstable

ops:

mrpayner · 31-07-2004, 09:22 PM

A mother was in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying"All of you bastards who want off,get the hell off now 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on get your ass in the train 'cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house.Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out you can play with your train again but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later the son came out of the bedroom and began playing with his train.Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say"All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope that your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the boy continue "For those of you who are just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat.Remember there is no smoking on the train.We hope you have a relaxing and enjoyable trip with us today."
As the mother began to smile the child added,"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."

mrpayner · 03-08-2004, 06:32 PM

Wouldnt you fee like a right twat driving this thing?

http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/

AP

SehnKhan · 03-08-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPayner

Wouldnt you fee like a right twat driving this thing?

http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/

AP

LMFAO! Seen that a while ago but it's still funny today!

24-06-2004, 04:31 AM	#82
geetee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Car: A Mazda 323F BJ Sport. Posts: 1,064 View Photos By: geetee	rupe, i`m a scotsman......i would still have them .....even if they had been down YOUR PANTS!!!! :shock: __________________ www.club323f.com http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbgar...do=view&id=192

24-06-2004, 06:03 PM	#85
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother! The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk." __________________ My 'stina Hatch

24-06-2004, 06:58 PM	#86
Silencer Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pretoria, South Africa Posts: 112	hahahaha :lol: __________________ <iframe src="http://www.chilternburt.com/downloads/Sig.htm" width="505" height="115" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

20-07-2004, 04:20 PM	#93
Nate Pandaspeed Racing Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brisney Land Car: BG SP Posts: 4,170 View Photos By: Nate	make it stop!!! please make it stop!!!! __________________ Life would be straight without twisties STOCK AS A ROCKET! •motor sport is dangerous and that accidents causing harm can and do happen and may happen to me. I accept the conditions of, and acknowledge the risks arising from, attending or participating in the event and being provided with the event services by CAMS and the Associated Entities I THINK I AM N2!

20-07-2004, 06:20 PM	#94
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	I certainly wouldn't want a magical whip that would bring me cows. __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

23-06-2004, 04:32 PM	#81
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	it's so the kids can't spend the money for 24 hours isn't it??? :mrgreen:

24-06-2004, 01:50 PM	#83
Asterix AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Melbourne, Vic Car: Ex Astina, ex R34, ex 850R, currently Polo GTi Posts: 431	http://free.hostdepartment.com/j/jim_ps99/rainbow.html

24-06-2004, 01:58 PM	#84
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And besides.. you're single. Just let it go.." Invariably another other voice would bring him back to reality.......... whispering............. whispering......................... whispering......................... "Dave... you're a vet..."

28-06-2004, 11:13 AM	#87
Asterix AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Melbourne, Vic Car: Ex Astina, ex R34, ex 850R, currently Polo GTi Posts: 431	http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

28-06-2004, 09:44 PM	#89
SehnKhan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: . Car: . Posts: 1,789	One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver. "No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy. "How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked. "I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster. "What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. "No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy. "Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered. "No!" screamed the boy. "What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh. The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

20-07-2004, 03:33 PM	#92
SehnKhan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: . Car: . Posts: 1,789	Old thread back again. Found this amusing for a while today, damn song stuck in my head now: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/ Magical Trevor

21-07-2004, 03:17 PM	#95
Oracle_SOD Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ballarat, Victoria Posts: 88	im a little lost why is there a cow !??! and why dose he go away :cry: __________________ Cant catch me on here, Email me at oracle_sod@fordlaser.com or oracle_sod@hotmail.com -=Quote=- Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use Duct Tape.

21-07-2004, 09:30 PM	#96
Asterix AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Melbourne, Vic Car: Ex Astina, ex R34, ex 850R, currently Polo GTi Posts: 431	Check out this freak! Yuk, yuk & yuk. http://members.lycos.co.uk/melkhoofd/LINKJES/drunk.wmv

21-07-2004, 09:33 PM	#97
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	I havn't had a $%&t all night drinkstable ops: __________________ My 'stina Hatch

31-07-2004, 09:22 PM	#98
mrpayner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -37.561609, 143.854814 Car: 2013 Mazda 6 GT Sedan - Soul Red Posts: 3,517 View Photos By: mrpayner	A mother was in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying"All of you bastards who want off,get the hell off now 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on get your ass in the train 'cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house.Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out you can play with your train again but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later the son came out of the bedroom and began playing with his train.Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say"All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope that your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the boy continue "For those of you who are just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat.Remember there is no smoking on the train.We hope you have a relaxing and enjoyable trip with us today." As the mother began to smile the child added,"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen." __________________ 2013 Mazda6 Diesel GT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Formerly] 2004 Mazda6 Luxury Sport

03-08-2004, 06:32 PM	#99
mrpayner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -37.561609, 143.854814 Car: 2013 Mazda 6 GT Sedan - Soul Red Posts: 3,517 View Photos By: mrpayner	Wouldnt you fee like a right twat driving this thing? http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/ AP __________________ 2013 Mazda6 Diesel GT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Formerly] 2004 Mazda6 Luxury Sport

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