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11-06-2004, 05:11 AM
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ohh that one went below the belt! :lol:
Australian man: Why is your beer like having sex in a canoe? English man: Dunno, why? Australian man: It's fcuking close to water! :lol:
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11-06-2004, 05:13 AM
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hey, i did apologise!!!
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11-06-2004, 05:16 AM
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anyway,
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk". The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!" :lol: :lol: double sorry  ops: ops:
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11-06-2004, 05:18 AM
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right thats my lot......i don`t fancy an online lynching!! :? :shock:
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11-06-2004, 05:25 AM
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 :lol:
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11-06-2004, 05:30 AM
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:lol: strewth!!
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11-06-2004, 08:07 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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11-06-2004, 08:48 AM
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i believe so 1840........although there might be some ex pats, or ex jocks rather, or children of scottish parentage etc......or maybe just a few peeps who would love to be scottish coz we`re really nice!!! :lol:
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11-06-2004, 12:32 PM
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12-06-2004, 01:29 AM
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I don't believe you... I saw Braveheart. Hack. slash. Try this mace on for size, crunch.
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12-06-2004, 03:24 AM
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hey!!!! well we were doing battle with the english!!!! :lol:
sorry joe!! ops:
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12-06-2004, 03:38 AM
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Hey were all friends now! :lol:
except the french, germans, irish............ :lol:
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12-06-2004, 03:40 AM
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and anyone else in euro 2004! :lol:
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12-06-2004, 08:22 AM
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Aint it funny how people become territorial .....I'm like that... with any bit of road that a Vauxhall Corsas on!! only joking :lol: :lol: :wink:
Hey were all friends now!......My brother- in law is English!...So you can't be that bad really! :wink: :wink: |
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12-06-2004, 09:49 PM
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yeh besides, theres a few englishmen playing for scotland nowadays!!!
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