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15-02-2006, 08:10 PM | #61 |
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have a look at this guys.......
when you think you have seen it all......... http://www.nissansilvia.com/forums/i...143345&hl=exam |
15-02-2006, 08:41 PM | #62 |
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hahah i found x too
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15-02-2006, 09:02 PM | #63 |
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Don't laugh, that crack head is now your doctor.
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22-02-2006, 10:31 PM | #64 |
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I found this on the site i usually visit once a day... Its funny u have to watch this..
http://www.break.com/index/ketchupeffect.html |
22-02-2006, 10:38 PM | #65 |
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GUYS DO NOT WATCH...ITS PAINFUL!!!
AND NOT 1 BIT FUNNY! and when i say GUYS youll no what i mean !!!!!!!
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22-02-2006, 10:52 PM | #66 | |
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22-02-2006, 10:56 PM | #67 |
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aww common u guys have no sense of humor its not like its happening to you... i guess u gota b european to get it.. dw
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22-02-2006, 10:57 PM | #68 |
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Thats just a video of the old joke from the 80s I remember that from primary school
Now has been modernised Thats wrong |
22-02-2006, 10:59 PM | #69 |
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ohhh dont you worry i get it...but thats like the first time i actually felt the pain from watchin it...
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23-02-2006, 10:03 AM | #70 |
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23-02-2006, 02:22 PM | #71 |
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bahaha could start a new craze i think
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28-02-2006, 11:35 PM | #72 |
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MessageOil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Ultra Tune after driving 10,000kms since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money Spent: Oil Change $55.00 Coffee $2.50 Total $57.50 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $95.00. 2) Stop by Liquorland and buy a case of beer, write a cheque for $30.00, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. Cool Look for 9/16 combination spanner. 9) Give up and use pliers. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil - splash hot oil on face and arms in process. Swear. 12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up, crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trashcan to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 17) A mate shows up - finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener work. 1Cool Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it to recycle. 19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 20) Beer. No, drank it all yesterday. 21) Walk to Liquorland buy beer. 22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 23) Dump first Litre of fresh oil into engine. 24) Remember drain plug from step 11. 25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the backyard along with drain plug. 27) Drink beer. 2Cool Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily patch of ground. Wash drain plug in lawn mower fuel. 29) Discover that first Litre of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 30) Drink beer. 31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid pliers tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 32) Bang head on floor pan in reaction to step 31. 33) Begin swearing fit. 34) Throw stupid pliers. 35) Swear for additional 10 minutes because pliers hit Miss August 36) Beer. 37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 3Cool Beer. 39) Beer. 40) Dump in five fresh litres of oil. 41) Beer. 42) Lower car from jack stands. 43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil. 44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during (steps 23-43.) 45) Beer. 46) Test drive car. 47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 4Cool Car gets impounded. 49) Call loving wife, make bail. 50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts $95.00 DUI $2500.00 Impound fee $75.00 Bail $1500.00 Beer $60.00 Total $4230.00 But! At least you know the job was done and you know the job was done right!!! ... Don't you!
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01-03-2006, 10:59 AM | #73 |
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I must admit I stopped doing my own oil changes or helping my Dad with them, cause it was not worth the hassles....maybe not so many as that, but things always went nuts. I do still do my lawnmower though.....lol
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03-03-2006, 09:02 PM | #74 |
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Three little ducks go into a Bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."
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03-03-2006, 09:04 PM | #75 |
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bhaahhhhhahahahaa rupe
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04-03-2006, 06:03 PM | #76 |
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04-03-2006, 08:06 PM | #77 |
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hehe i went throught the red button till it replayed itself
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06-03-2006, 11:39 AM | #78 |
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The Simpsons: http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw
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06-03-2006, 12:05 PM | #79 |
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" * * ** SPEEDING TICKET * ** A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very ** nicely if he could see her license. ** She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act ** together. Just yesterday you take away my license ** and then today you expect me to show it to you!" |
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