Funny things you've been sent lately... - Page 57

lewp91 · 23-04-2009, 09:04 AM

hahahahaaha

Dhee_Z_Wangga · 29-04-2009, 01:54 AM

Anger management

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

mill_mobile · 29-04-2009, 01:04 PM

http://www.themercury.com.au/article...eird-news.html

Rupewrecht · 29-04-2009, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mill_mobile

http://www.themercury.com.au/article...eird-news.html

Sex outdoors, fine...but in a dumpster?!?!

mill_mobile · 29-04-2009, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rupewrecht

Sex outdoors, fine...but in a dumpster?!?!

Yeah! Now thats what you call... Dirty minds!

bourbon · 12-05-2009, 03:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-3EyMPzMoo

70NYD · 12-05-2009, 03:56 PM

holy **** man thats one awesome beagle

Diztorsion · 13-05-2009, 04:42 PM

this is nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDqsJ...e=channel_page

Mad Mat · 15-05-2009, 03:51 PM

this made me laugh alot

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/94MOD-MAZDA-1...3A1%7C294%3A50

70NYD · 15-05-2009, 05:10 PM

fcuk yeah bubble power

DavoAust · 15-05-2009, 05:35 PM

LOL. bubble car madness

is the intercooler even used? looks like the turbo is just sucking hot air from behind the rad?

Ice88 · 16-05-2009, 01:06 AM

Funny thing for me was that for the 121 it says under Returns that they post world wide :P

Mad Mat · 18-05-2009, 08:26 PM

lol i love this add

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY

Diztorsion · 18-05-2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Mat

lol i love this add

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY

are you kidding? that add makes me wanna walk into the studio with a fully loaded shotgun

marcs_sp20 · 18-05-2009, 09:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuRQ...eature=related

Mad Mat · 18-05-2009, 09:58 PM

bahahahahahaah nice one marc

i love it

Diztorsion · 19-05-2009, 07:18 PM

college humour vids rock, if you know the fresh prince theme youll lol @ this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoLC...e=channel_page

mussing · 20-05-2009, 12:01 AM

Hahahaha both of those videos are mad.

70NYD · 20-05-2009, 10:14 PM

ok since this is 57 pages long and i havent added much constructiveness here goes

according to a new survey, 87% or women sey they like to yell out instructions to men in bed, while 78% like to yell out instructions to men in a car.. ironically in both cases the instructions are "SLOW DOWN!" and "YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!"
Jay Leno

In last fiscal year exxon reported revenue of 400 bilion and profits of 40 bilion.. wouldnt it make sense if they used that money to bail out the big car companies.. seems logical that one cant live without the other
Jay Leno

GM announced that they are closing down their pontiac branch. now thats a realy great idea, its like cutting of a leg of a hart attack patient
Jay leno

Putonyourshoes · 21-05-2009, 06:15 PM

Bill owns a small business that is not doing well. He has to let one of his employees go due to the economy. He has 2 employees who he has to chose between. Jack and Jill. He can't choose which one to let go when he decides that the first one to use the water fountain will be the one he lays off.

He sits at this desk and watches and finally Jill goes over and takes a drink. He calls her into his office and tells her.

"I have to tell you, things are hard around here and I have to either lay you or Jack off."

Jill says "listen I have a hangover and feel like crap, can you just jack off"

29-04-2009, 01:54 AM	#1122
Dhee_Z_Wangga Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Astina/gtx=90/92 Posts: 234 View Photos By: Dhee_Z_Wangga	Anger management Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.' __________________ Briffa Engineering-House Of custom For Most Of Your Performance Need & More BPT powered BG Astina

29-04-2009, 01:04 PM	#1123
mill_mobile Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hobart, Tasmania Car: 98 BJ Posts: 674 View Photos By: mill_mobile	http://www.themercury.com.au/article...eird-news.html __________________

12-05-2009, 03:12 PM	#1126
bourbon The Hairy Mod Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: southside ya'll and North Side, Brissy Car: MINI Cooper S 2003 Posts: 8,110	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-3EyMPzMoo __________________ For All your crash repair panels & lights, clear lights contact us at PANEL HOUSE 45 RANDALL ST SLACKS CREEK QLD 4127 PHONE : 07 3808 8737 FAX : 07 3808 8735

12-05-2009, 03:56 PM	#1127
70NYD Veni, vidi, vici Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane Car: 1996 BA Hatch & 2005 RX8 Posts: 4,911 View Photos By: 70NYD	holy **** man thats one awesome beagle __________________

13-05-2009, 04:42 PM	#1128
Diztorsion Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Quakers hill, Syd Car: 2003 323 Astina BJII Posts: 140 View Photos By: Diztorsion	this is nuts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDqsJ...e=channel_page __________________ 2003 323 ASTINA 1.8L Readers Ride!

23-04-2009, 09:04 AM	#1121
lewp91 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: kenilworth, warwickshire UK Car: Mazda 323f BG 1.6i glxi Posts: 12	hahahahaaha

15-05-2009, 03:51 PM	#1129
Mad Mat HONEYWELL REPRESENT Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Salisbury - Inner City Car: 1997 BA Hardtop - Had a 2003 BJii J48 Sport20, and 2x bg SOHC astina hatches Posts: 5,011 View Photos By: Mad Mat	this made me laugh alot http://cgi.ebay.com.au/94MOD-MAZDA-1...3A1%7C294%3A50 __________________ PROJECT "Catalina" 1994 323 BG Hatch 2005-2007 Crashed into truck 1991 323 BG Hatch 2007-2008/9 SOLD 2003 BJ SP20 J48 Hatch 2008-2011 Regretfully SOLD 1997 BA I4 Sedan 2012-CURRENT 1985 BF 323 Hatch 2014-2015SOLD 1989 MX5 2015-2015

15-05-2009, 05:10 PM	#1130
70NYD Veni, vidi, vici Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane Car: 1996 BA Hatch & 2005 RX8 Posts: 4,911 View Photos By: 70NYD	fcuk yeah bubble power __________________

15-05-2009, 05:35 PM	#1131
DavoAust Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brisbane Car: Red '93 3000GT / Black '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 2,930 View Photos By: DavoAust	LOL. bubble car madness is the intercooler even used? looks like the turbo is just sucking hot air from behind the rad? __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you. '97 1.8L Hardtop '93 3.0L TT 3000GT

16-05-2009, 01:06 AM	#1132
Ice88 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Auchenflower, Brisbane Car: Blue SP20 Posts: 2,782	Funny thing for me was that for the 121 it says under Returns that they post world wide :P

18-05-2009, 08:26 PM	#1133
Mad Mat HONEYWELL REPRESENT Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Salisbury - Inner City Car: 1997 BA Hardtop - Had a 2003 BJii J48 Sport20, and 2x bg SOHC astina hatches Posts: 5,011 View Photos By: Mad Mat	lol i love this add http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY __________________ PROJECT "Catalina" 1994 323 BG Hatch 2005-2007 Crashed into truck 1991 323 BG Hatch 2007-2008/9 SOLD 2003 BJ SP20 J48 Hatch 2008-2011 Regretfully SOLD 1997 BA I4 Sedan 2012-CURRENT 1985 BF 323 Hatch 2014-2015SOLD 1989 MX5 2015-2015

18-05-2009, 09:45 PM	#1135
marcs_sp20 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Car: 2002 Mazda Astina SP20 2006 Mazda 6 GY Wagon Posts: 9,769 View Photos By: marcs_sp20	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuRQ...eature=related __________________

18-05-2009, 09:58 PM	#1136
Mad Mat HONEYWELL REPRESENT Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Salisbury - Inner City Car: 1997 BA Hardtop - Had a 2003 BJii J48 Sport20, and 2x bg SOHC astina hatches Posts: 5,011 View Photos By: Mad Mat	bahahahahahaah nice one marc i love it __________________ PROJECT "Catalina" 1994 323 BG Hatch 2005-2007 Crashed into truck 1991 323 BG Hatch 2007-2008/9 SOLD 2003 BJ SP20 J48 Hatch 2008-2011 Regretfully SOLD 1997 BA I4 Sedan 2012-CURRENT 1985 BF 323 Hatch 2014-2015SOLD 1989 MX5 2015-2015

19-05-2009, 07:18 PM	#1137
Diztorsion Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Quakers hill, Syd Car: 2003 323 Astina BJII Posts: 140 View Photos By: Diztorsion	college humour vids rock, if you know the fresh prince theme youll lol @ this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoLC...e=channel_page __________________ 2003 323 ASTINA 1.8L Readers Ride!

20-05-2009, 12:01 AM	#1138
mussing Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Car: 1990 323 Astina BG SP Posts: 1,071 View Photos By: mussing	Hahahaha both of those videos are mad.

20-05-2009, 10:14 PM	#1139
70NYD Veni, vidi, vici Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane Car: 1996 BA Hatch & 2005 RX8 Posts: 4,911 View Photos By: 70NYD	ok since this is 57 pages long and i havent added much constructiveness here goes according to a new survey, 87% or women sey they like to yell out instructions to men in bed, while 78% like to yell out instructions to men in a car.. ironically in both cases the instructions are "SLOW DOWN!" and "YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!" Jay Leno In last fiscal year exxon reported revenue of 400 bilion and profits of 40 bilion.. wouldnt it make sense if they used that money to bail out the big car companies.. seems logical that one cant live without the other Jay Leno GM announced that they are closing down their pontiac branch. now thats a realy great idea, its like cutting of a leg of a hart attack patient Jay leno __________________

21-05-2009, 06:15 PM	#1140
Putonyourshoes Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: cronulla Car: 2L 96 BA hatch Posts: 1,131 View Photos By: Putonyourshoes	Bill owns a small business that is not doing well. He has to let one of his employees go due to the economy. He has 2 employees who he has to chose between. Jack and Jill. He can't choose which one to let go when he decides that the first one to use the water fountain will be the one he lays off. He sits at this desk and watches and finally Jill goes over and takes a drink. He calls her into his office and tells her. "I have to tell you, things are hard around here and I have to either lay you or Jack off." Jill says "listen I have a hangover and feel like crap, can you just jack off" __________________ http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbpic...?do=view&g=433

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