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Old 06-04-2006, 08:50 AM   #121
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It's true, goldfish may have the short term memory but they can still be trained to recognise sounds or regular feeding times
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:33 PM   #122
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http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

( in short :: a guy placed a bet with his girlfriend that he could make a website with 2 million hits. she didn't believe him, so she signed an agreement that if 2 million hits were reached, she would have a threesome. )

For the good of humanity (well, Jim), click the link!
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Old 06-04-2006, 06:52 PM   #123
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HAHA lucky bastard...she is bloody hot too...well id doo her haha..
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:55 AM   #124
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:45 PM   #125
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Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of his crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down.





And saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent #$%&^*%," She screamed at him "How could you be lying! to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:07 AM   #126
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I dunno if this has allready been posted but:

http://www.kantipuronline.com/kolnews.php?&nid=69722
alien baby.
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Old 08-04-2006, 09:35 AM   #127
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whoa wtf? reminds me of the harlequin babies (sp?)
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Old 08-04-2006, 09:36 AM   #128
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Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of his crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down.





And saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent #$%&^*%," She screamed at him "How could you be lying! to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
has that been posted b4?.. pretty good anyways!
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Old 08-04-2006, 09:41 AM   #129
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wait, but isnt that nearly 3 million hits? (2998946 when i went on)
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Old 08-04-2006, 10:15 PM   #130
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wait, but isnt that nearly 3 million hits? (2998946 when i went on)
Yeh thats what I saw, and there's HEAPS of girls posting pics of themselves, all trying to get enough votes to be the 3rd in the threesome!

lucky bastard
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Old 08-04-2006, 11:28 PM   #131
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I dunno if this has allready been posted but:

http://www.kantipuronline.com/kolnews.php?&nid=69722
alien baby.
ewwww
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Old 08-04-2006, 11:40 PM   #132
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Yeh thats what I saw, and there's HEAPS of girls posting pics of themselves, all trying to get enough votes to be the 3rd in the threesome!

lucky bastard
Damn...they don't even know what he looks like, but the 3some girls are HOT.....I keep telling myself they are joke pics....
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Old 09-04-2006, 03:54 AM   #133
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winmybet.com is getting like 6 hits a second.

This thing is nuts.
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
38. Your friends love you anyway.
39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
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Old 18-04-2006, 08:04 PM   #135
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Old 18-04-2006, 08:45 PM   #136
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haha yes its true i love it
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Old 27-04-2006, 05:02 PM   #137
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AUSSIE JOKE

A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.

"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."

The manager says,"Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss.Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on".

"Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager.

"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch."

"You there Boss?"
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Old 01-05-2006, 12:00 PM   #138
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:46 PM   #139
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Heres a billiant analagy one for the guys ... but a warning

IF YOUR EASLY OFFENDED BY "SEXIST" JOKES OR ILL LANGUAGE DONT READ



women are like condoms, when there not on your c**k they are in your wallet



I dont want to start nething so if this causes trouble just remove it... but im sure there people out there that would get a laugh ... im one
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:34 PM   #140
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i could not stop laughing at this!!!!

http://lists.apagnu.se/hypermail/humor/0402.html
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