funny things i've been sent lately - Page 6

Silencer · 03-08-2004, 10:27 PM

just kill me now, dont make me drive that daddy.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

geetee · 04-08-2004, 03:26 AM

i like the guns with the "real" burn marks on the door.....pure class! :lol:

platypus · 04-08-2004, 05:49 PM

oh come on like seriously why wouldn't you expect that???

i've seen it hundreds of times, but its still funny!!!

KittyKatSmack · 05-08-2004, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SehnKhan

Old thread back again. Found this amusing for a while today, damn song stuck in my head now: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/

Magical Trevor

Magical Trevor Rocks!

and the Lion song!!

KittyKatSmack · 05-08-2004, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPayner

Wouldnt you fee like a right twat driving this thing?

http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/

AP

you'd never be bored, just drive your car insanely!

chase people you have never seen in your life

park next to radar traps

drive slowly along the strip on a sunday afternoon

fullly schhhhiiiiick moite!!!

:lol:

lamby1986 · 05-08-2004, 09:47 PM

he definitely has to be a rebel :roll:

ops: i'll go now

KittyKatSmack · 06-08-2004, 08:19 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

you crack me up!

:lol:

Cosmo Dude · 08-08-2004, 07:14 PM

Trip to Maccas
Three year old son Tim had a lot of problems with potty training and I was constantly onto him. One day we stopped at McDonalds for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy with a full dining area. While enjoying my burger, I could smell something funny so as a matter of course I checked my seven month old daughter but she was clean.
It was then that I realised that Tim had not asked to go potty for a while so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking to myself, "How embarrassing. That child has had an accident and I don't have any spare clothes with me."
Then I said, "Tim, are you sure you haven't had an accident?" "No!", he emphatically replied. I just knew that he must have, as the smell was getting stronger so I asked him once again, "Are you really sure, Tim, that
you haven't had just a little accident?" With that he leapt from the table, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread the cheeks of his bottom and yelled, "SEE MUM,THEY'RE JUST FARTS!!!" While 50 people nearly choked to death on their burgers and fries, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat back at the table to eat his food as if nothing had happened.
I was mortified. An elderly couple made me feel a lot better when They came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had! Another old gentleman stopped us in the car park as we were leaving, Bent over to my son and in a kindly voice said to Tim, "Don't worry son. My wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."

lamby1986 · 08-08-2004, 07:30 PM

thats the best laugh i've had in a while :lol:

geetee · 08-08-2004, 10:07 PM

tremendous cosmo :lol: :lol:
i remember a similar embarrassing incident with a freinds child at the airport.
we were going on holiday and we had flights early morning so we were at the airport at 6am.
picture the scene, standing in the check in queue in a very busy airport with a tired wee boy aged 8, who announced at the top of his voice:
"MUMMY, MY WILLIE`S ALL HARD AND IT WON`T GO DOWN!!!!!"
that, for me was the best moment of the holiday!!!

ops: :lol:

platypus · 17-08-2004, 12:55 PM

http://www.laughnet.net/archive/crude/whynot.htm

Rupewrecht · 19-08-2004, 11:29 AM

fruitbat38 · 19-08-2004, 01:45 PM

Now that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. :lol:

geetee · 19-08-2004, 04:07 PM

hey......that burds got 4 hands!!!!! :lol:

lamby1986 · 19-08-2004, 04:47 PM

being a volvo i bet it wasn't the owner who did it, otherwise they might have washed it

CityEnd · 20-08-2004, 03:10 AM

i don't get it, the imprint implies the lady is still wearing pants.. so what's the point? hahaha :P

and even if there was action, the image would be smudged.. :wink:

so i think that's staged, but still a great pic. =)

geetee · 20-08-2004, 04:14 AM

she`s got her thong on back to front!!!!! OUCH :shock:

LiTtLe MiSs · 20-08-2004, 10:08 AM

yeah i do that everyday¡ 8)

platypus · 20-08-2004, 05:45 PM

who says it wasn't a skirt????

Cosmo Dude · 20-08-2004, 06:00 PM

Just enjoy it for what it is without picking it apart :roll:

03-08-2004, 10:27 PM	#101
Silencer Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pretoria, South Africa Posts: 112	just kill me now, dont make me drive that daddy.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ <iframe src="http://www.chilternburt.com/downloads/Sig.htm" width="505" height="115" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

04-08-2004, 03:26 AM	#102
geetee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Car: A Mazda 323F BJ Sport. Posts: 1,064 View Photos By: geetee	i like the guns with the "real" burn marks on the door.....pure class! :lol: __________________ www.club323f.com http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbgar...do=view&id=192

04-08-2004, 05:49 PM	#103
platypus living in the past man Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW Car: Subaru Outback 2.0 turbo Posts: 4,707	oh come on like seriously why wouldn't you expect that??? i've seen it hundreds of times, but its still funny!!! __________________ 1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost...

05-08-2004, 09:47 PM	#106
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	he definitely has to be a rebel :roll: ops: i'll go now __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

08-08-2004, 07:14 PM	#108
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	Trip to Maccas Three year old son Tim had a lot of problems with potty training and I was constantly onto him. One day we stopped at McDonalds for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy with a full dining area. While enjoying my burger, I could smell something funny so as a matter of course I checked my seven month old daughter but she was clean. It was then that I realised that Tim had not asked to go potty for a while so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking to myself, "How embarrassing. That child has had an accident and I don't have any spare clothes with me." Then I said, "Tim, are you sure you haven't had an accident?" "No!", he emphatically replied. I just knew that he must have, as the smell was getting stronger so I asked him once again, "Are you really sure, Tim, that you haven't had just a little accident?" With that he leapt from the table, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread the cheeks of his bottom and yelled, "SEE MUM,THEY'RE JUST FARTS!!!" While 50 people nearly choked to death on their burgers and fries, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat back at the table to eat his food as if nothing had happened. I was mortified. An elderly couple made me feel a lot better when They came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had! Another old gentleman stopped us in the car park as we were leaving, Bent over to my son and in a kindly voice said to Tim, "Don't worry son. My wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did." __________________ My 'stina Hatch

06-08-2004, 08:19 AM	#107
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! you crack me up! :lol:

08-08-2004, 07:30 PM	#109
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	thats the best laugh i've had in a while :lol: __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

08-08-2004, 10:07 PM	#110
geetee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Car: A Mazda 323F BJ Sport. Posts: 1,064 View Photos By: geetee	tremendous cosmo :lol: :lol: i remember a similar embarrassing incident with a freinds child at the airport. we were going on holiday and we had flights early morning so we were at the airport at 6am. picture the scene, standing in the check in queue in a very busy airport with a tired wee boy aged 8, who announced at the top of his voice: "MUMMY, MY WILLIE`S ALL HARD AND IT WON`T GO DOWN!!!!!" that, for me was the best moment of the holiday!!! ops: :lol: __________________ www.club323f.com http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbgar...do=view&id=192

17-08-2004, 12:55 PM	#111
platypus living in the past man Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW Car: Subaru Outback 2.0 turbo Posts: 4,707	http://www.laughnet.net/archive/crude/whynot.htm __________________ 1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost...

19-08-2004, 11:29 AM	#112
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	__________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

19-08-2004, 01:45 PM	#113
fruitbat38 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perth, WA, Australia Car: 93 BG Astina, stock Posts: 204	Now that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. :lol: __________________ I didn't like my tail-lights, so I replaced them with ones from an Aston Martin DB7.

19-08-2004, 04:07 PM	#114
geetee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Car: A Mazda 323F BJ Sport. Posts: 1,064 View Photos By: geetee	hey......that burds got 4 hands!!!!! :lol: __________________ www.club323f.com http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbgar...do=view&id=192

19-08-2004, 04:47 PM	#115
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	being a volvo i bet it wasn't the owner who did it, otherwise they might have washed it __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

20-08-2004, 03:10 AM	#116
CityEnd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Melbourne Car: . Posts: 915	i don't get it, the imprint implies the lady is still wearing pants.. so what's the point? hahaha :P and even if there was action, the image would be smudged.. :wink: so i think that's staged, but still a great pic. =)

20-08-2004, 04:14 AM	#117
geetee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Car: A Mazda 323F BJ Sport. Posts: 1,064 View Photos By: geetee	she`s got her thong on back to front!!!!! OUCH :shock: __________________ www.club323f.com http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbgar...do=view&id=192

20-08-2004, 10:08 AM	#118
LiTtLe MiSs Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: coffs harbour Posts: 194	yeah i do that everyday¡ 8)

20-08-2004, 05:45 PM	#119
platypus living in the past man Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW Car: Subaru Outback 2.0 turbo Posts: 4,707	who says it wasn't a skirt???? __________________ 1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost...

20-08-2004, 06:00 PM	#120
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	Just enjoy it for what it is without picking it apart :roll: __________________ My 'stina Hatch

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