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Old 06-05-2006, 02:59 AM   #141
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Thats one of the funniest things I've ever seen
I love it
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Old 08-05-2006, 09:15 PM   #142
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Useful tips for 2006

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first place, you fat b*stard.

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cake again.

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.

Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.

Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.

High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your roof.

Hyundai drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway, so it may as well look like one.

A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Girls. Don't worry about a nice dress for that important first date. All he's interested in is seeing you naked.

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
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Old 09-05-2006, 03:55 PM   #143
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haha nice one!

check this shizz out...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html

best thing ive seen in a long time...
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Old 09-05-2006, 04:29 PM   #144
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Old 09-05-2006, 04:59 PM   #145
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I don't get it!
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Old 09-05-2006, 05:03 PM   #146
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um thats just odd
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Old 09-05-2006, 05:07 PM   #147
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Well i saw this while i was on Break.com which is a site i usually check once every 2 days for funny stuff...

Ok heres a video of a guy goin through different memorable songs and dancing to them in the style of the time.... SOO VERY FUNNY... hes a champ i wish i knew how to dance like that...

http://www.break.com/index/evolutiondance.html

Watch it i swear u'l laugh..
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Old 09-05-2006, 05:57 PM   #148
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hahah thats well done!
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Old 09-05-2006, 09:16 PM   #149
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Two IT guys were chatting in a bar after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar." "What did you do?" says the other IT guy. "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off." "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop." "Really? You got a new laptop?"
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Old 09-05-2006, 10:44 PM   #150
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ohhhhhhh haha, took me about 15secs to get it, thought the IT guys were some sort of players (the 'in' group at school-the 'it' guys..)

I.T.

hahahahhahahhha very good!
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Old 09-05-2006, 10:49 PM   #151
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i likes it
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Old 14-05-2006, 09:30 AM   #152
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3x92...sk%20A%20Ninja

there are a few eps on there...
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Old 14-05-2006, 11:02 AM   #153
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hhaahahahh absolutley brilliant fro daddy!
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Old 15-05-2006, 12:49 PM   #154
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Old 15-05-2006, 04:15 PM   #155
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hahha i am ninja
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Old 15-05-2006, 05:56 PM   #156
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hehehehe got this as a fwd lol
dinner anyone? hahaha

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/3984/

actually, come to think of it, maybe i should post this on Nate's "pet" thread hahahaha
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Old 15-05-2006, 07:17 PM   #157
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hehehehe got this as a fwd lol
dinner anyone? hahaha

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/3984/

actually, come to think of it, maybe i should post this on Nate's "pet" thread hahahaha
That left me feeling ill....
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Old 15-05-2006, 09:33 PM   #158
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That left me feeling ill....
whats so bad about a Honda with a broken fan belt?
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Old 15-05-2006, 09:45 PM   #159
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!!!!!! .... eewww!! that really freaked me out! i was just expecting a broken fan belt after platypuss post lol
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Old 16-05-2006, 10:28 PM   #160
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hahaha i was eating dinner at the time....i felt pretty sick too! lol and the fact that it's head is intact and looks fine, then u follow the blood, etc....
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