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12-08-2003, 05:38 PM | #81 |
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Story with a moral
> > > > > > I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for > > > over a year, so we decided to get married. My > > > parents helped us in every way. My friends > > > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? - she was a dream! > > > There was only one thing bothering me - very much > > > indeed .That one thing was her younger sister. My > > > prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, > > > wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She > > > would regularly bend down when quite near me and I > > > got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to > > > be deliberate. She never did it when she was near > > > anyone else. > > > > > > One day little sister called and asked me to come > > > over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone > > > when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was > > > to be married, and she had feelings and desires for > > > me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want > > > to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make > > > love to me just once before I got married and > > > committed my life to her sister. I was in total > > > shock and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going > > > upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead > > > with it just come up and get me'. > > > > > > I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched > > > her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she > > > pulled down her panties and threw them down the > > > stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then > > > turned and went straight to the front door. I opened > > > the door and stepped out of the house. I walked > > > straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was > > > standing outside. > > > > > > With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, 'We > > > are > > > very happy that you have passed our little test. We > > > couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. > > > Welcome to the family'. > > > > > > The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms > > > in your car.
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haha i like that one :lol:
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13-08-2003, 08:36 PM | #83 |
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> > > > > >Couldn't you have
> > > > ? >removed the CC > > ! > > >bits to make the > > > > & >joke understandable? Rod
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That's just laziness, when ppl don't take out the >>>>>> bits....
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It's also been done before on these boards, except is was his prospective mother-in-law. I like this one better though, I can more easily visualise ... ahem...
A very bruised Mr Shadow, signing off for more nui work :x :x
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Thought this one would rate a mention.. :lol: :lol:
Very good indeed AP
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Here's something for ya's all to try....
Post yer answers of course! :wink: Are you a geek? http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html |
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Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll ! have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you? |
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ranks from least to worst:
* Geekish Tendencies * Geek * Total Geek * Major Geek * Super Geek * Extreme Geek * Geek God * Dysfunctional Geek and i am 22.48521% - geek what about YOU, kitty?
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That was the weird part, I got 6.2somthing or other and it called me a POSER which isn't even on the list....
hmmmpf! poser my ass! stick it's questions up it's bum! *grumbles* :wink: |
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I just did test again...... to check!
5.71992% - Poser It friggin cheats!!!!!!! |
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19.32939% for me! - Geek.
At least I'm not as geekie as Dan!
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i think that the LAN party option boosted my score a little. Andy, don't worry. He's been to that technical design school thingo(redefine for me here Dan). Plus he built a webpage in flash...(on that note, you nicked the software from work i am thinking Dan?) name 5 star trek characters!
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and of course i didn't nick the software... :roll: :P oh, and Janeway, Chicote, Data, Picard and Seven of Nine :P
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I think taking the test is a sure bet to geekiness... I scored 7.69231% - Poser anyway.. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a geek! Yay for me!
AP
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Popular belief is a powerful thing :P
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