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01-06-2006, 01:08 PM | #201 |
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I know how well racial jokes have been going down here lately, but this ones really cute, for the sydney residents:
Theiss is bulding a new tunnel between Lackemba and Canterbury, the middle eastern distributor. |
01-06-2006, 05:07 PM | #202 |
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http://www.break.com/index/discrimination.html
poor guy, no one gave him a chance.. LOL |
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http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=522
oh that one is a killer. i just lost my dinner.......oh gawd
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05-06-2006, 12:15 PM | #208 |
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
* You have two sheep. * You sell one and buy a ram. * Your flock multiplies, and the economy grows. * You sell them and retire on the income. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: (Workchoices!) * You have two sheep. * You sell one, and force the other to produce the wool of four sheep. * You are surprised when the sheep drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: * You have two sheep. * You go on strike because you want three sheep. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: * You have two sheep. * You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary sheep and produce 20 times the wool. * You then create clever sheep cartoon images called Sheepkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: * You have two sheep. * You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and shear themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION: * You have two sheep. * Both die from foot and mouth. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: * You have two sheep, but you don't know where they are. * You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: * You have two sheep. * You count them and learn you have five sheep. * You count them again and learn you have 42 sheep. * You count them again and learn you have 12 sheep. * You stop counting sheep and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: * You have 5,000 sheep, none of which belong to you. * You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: * You have two sheep. * You have 300 people shearing them. * You claim full employment, high productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: * You have two sheep. * That one on the left is kinda cute...
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05-06-2006, 12:30 PM | #209 |
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DA VINCI CODE
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!!!
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it didnt work.. its the same in english and russian
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that needs a *nws* warning
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LMAO this is classic!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starship is gold also! also, what is NWS? |
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Uugh
I didnt know. Clicked on the link. Put in my name. Dont. |
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