Merry Christmas to all!

[project.r.racing]

I met with my lawyers yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Regards to all.

Ryan

[dfvadr]

did they charge u $1000.00 for that
you can just say merry xmas it means the same an you dont need ur lawyers its a free country

[skitz]

hey i saw a bit of humor in it hey nice work man :P

anyway i hope u all have a great holidays (for those of u that get them!) and a great xmas and new yrs

[Red Frog]

hey kyle. go to uni for 4yrs, work your ass off and become a teacher. u get 5 weeks off at xmas.....PAID! dum ditty dum dah dumdah!

MERRY XMAS!!
Here's some Christmas FAQ:

Q: Why do reindeer have red noses?
A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on
slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the
sleigh doesn't have an airbag, either).

This is why the NSW police are "cracking" down on people who don't wear seatbelts this Christmas.......

[skitz]

Originally Posted by Red Frog

hey kyle. go to uni for 4yrs, work your ass off and become a teacher. u get 5 weeks off at xmas.....PAID! dum ditty dum dah dumdah!

does that mean ur staying up there (qld) till like when i leave? :P

[boostedbatman]

Merry Christmas everyone
I wish you all the best
I hope that Santa give you all you deserve and that you deserve all that you get

And Leigh dont forget the other paid holidays you get through the year
Its more like 11 weeks paid vacation each year and you still accrue annual leave on top of that
Damn Teachers
Teach me something dammit
All the best guys I will beoff to Gladstone for a week or so and look forward to ctching up with you all on 07

[KittyKatSmack]

After perusal of your greeting, I have found several syntax errors that equate to, while unbiased, a situation of uncertainty.
As a result of the circumstance, it has been determined by a panel of judges, of which, no arguement will be entered into by the contestants as the judges decision is final, that I officially have no idea.

Thankyou