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Old 13-10-2005, 09:38 PM   #1
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10 reasons why my cars better than my (ex) girlfriend!

I wrote this ages ago and just found it again. Thought some of you may be able to relate. Oh, and no offence ment to any females.

10 Reasons Why A Car Is Better Than A Girlrfriend!

1- You can have as many cars as you like and none of them care about the others.
2- With a car, you dont mind your mates taking a ride. They can go for a ride at the same time for all you care.
3- Unless you want it to, your car will never get fat.
4- And she'll look better fatter anyway.
5- A car never cries.
6- Even if you leave her locked in the garage for a week, she never complains.
7- Your car doesn't care if you perve on other cars.
8- Or read magazines with hot cars in them, hell you can read them while your inside her.
9- $2 and 3 mins in a car wash and a car looks her best.
10- Even if its 4am on a winters morning, 3 seconds is all it takes to turn her on, and then she's ready to go.
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Old 13-10-2005, 09:41 PM   #2
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lol man that is awsome
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Old 13-10-2005, 10:23 PM   #3
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Old 13-10-2005, 10:44 PM   #4
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can you get that warm, loving, caring, sensitive... feeling from a car?

and...How do you make love to a car?
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Old 14-10-2005, 12:00 AM   #5
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Old 14-10-2005, 12:05 AM   #6
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can you get that warm, loving, caring, sensitive... feeling from a car?

and...How do you make love to a car?
turn the heater on - while sunburnt

warm hugging, and sensitive there

make love to a car?? you sicko.... everyone knows inside car


can you say Divine Brown?

buwahahaha *insert Hugh Grant mugshot here*
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Old 14-10-2005, 07:16 AM   #7
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Mate u could always put ur dick up the exhaust

just make sure its cold
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Old 14-10-2005, 07:23 AM   #8
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can you get that warm, loving, caring, sensitive... feeling from a car?

and...How do you make love to a car?
I'm leaving both of those alone
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Old 14-10-2005, 09:43 AM   #9
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Point No 10 is my fav!
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Old 14-10-2005, 11:29 AM   #10
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7- Your car doesn't care if you perve on other cars.
Interesting that you noted that. Although my car doesn't care, my girlfriend always notices when I'm checking out other cars... hehe.
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Old 14-10-2005, 03:33 PM   #11
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This is one of those funny cause it's true moments.
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Old 14-10-2005, 05:35 PM   #12
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lol!!exhausts do get pretty hot!!

cars dont whinge as well!

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Mate u could always put ur dick up the exhaust

just make sure its cold
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Old 14-10-2005, 11:23 PM   #13
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hmm soo let me get this straight. U make love in the car?? with the car??? Ok then watever turns u on.
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Old 15-10-2005, 12:38 AM   #14
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I make love with the car everyday but I make love in the car once in a while
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Old 15-10-2005, 09:54 AM   #15
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So if "doing the exhaust" is making love... what is this one then? A threesome?



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Old 16-10-2005, 06:48 PM   #16
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wat do cars n females have in common?

they both depreciate with age....

lol no offence to the females
all in good fun....
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Old 17-10-2005, 07:58 AM   #17
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Well when Sehnkahn, when u have a duel like urs im guessing, u remove like ive donw and get a bigger one like saya 6"er and then u have the whole car to yourself, and whoever u are doin in the backseat.
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Old 17-10-2005, 05:33 PM   #18
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funny one, 10 good reasons yes
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Old 25-10-2005, 06:54 PM   #19
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Mate u could always put ur dick up the exhaust

just make sure its cold


do not google the words "sex car exhaust"
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