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Old 17-02-2011, 03:54 PM   #2101
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Hellaflush has only just australian shores (well for the last 12mths) and I dont see its ghey... For instance a mates MPS with 18x9.5" XD9's with +30 offset


That mps look good, fat wheels

curious, any spacers used? or is that the idea with flush or hella flush to push the limits?
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Old 18-02-2011, 03:45 AM   #2102
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isnt hella flush a company ???
I think the style is VIP kinda
theres a JDM meet in brisbane on monday. it will have mostly cars like that
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Old 23-02-2011, 07:18 PM   #2103
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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between
girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38,
48, 58, 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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Old 23-02-2011, 07:48 PM   #2104
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whats wrong with flush offset and a bit of stretch? I love it



I run 15x8's 0 offset, just flush without being silly.
fitment is a big thing for me, either fitment or stocko
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Old 28-02-2011, 11:02 PM   #2105
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Old 03-03-2011, 10:12 AM   #2106
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.


When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching aclip board and yelling,


'You Sign! You sign!'


Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.


Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese manstarts to yell louder,


'You Sign! You sign!'


Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.


The next day he hears a knock at the door again.


When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck ofbrake pads.


He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,


'You sign! You sign!'


Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the littleChinese man back, shouting:


'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.


The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, hehears a knock on the door again.


On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,


'You sign! You sign!'


Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.


This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:


'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrongname! Who do you want to give these to?'


The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:



(It's a beauty)






(Wait for it)






(Get your best Chinese accent ready)





'You not Nissan Main Deala?'
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Old 03-03-2011, 10:37 AM   #2107
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LOL that's terrible.
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:54 PM   #2108
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Video isn't the best but worth a watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzeGEHWMjo
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:05 PM   #2109
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Video isn't the best but worth a watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzeGEHWMjo
huh, good watch. Wonder if he ever saw that chic again?
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Old 09-03-2011, 02:03 PM   #2110
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:45 AM   #2111
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SCOTTISH FEMALE COMPASSION


A man was sitting on a blanket at the edge of the beach, he had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'
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Old 10-03-2011, 10:06 AM   #2112
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SCOTTISH FEMALE COMPASSION


A man was sitting on a blanket at the edge of the beach, he had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'
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Old 15-03-2011, 10:38 AM   #2113
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHqTHZDr8zc

In my opinion, kid got what was deserved.


EDIT: new link, old one taken down due to terms and conditions of ytube,.

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Old 15-03-2011, 10:50 AM   #2114
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i thought the 3 point bit was pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcgF_...eature=related
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Old 18-03-2011, 03:54 PM   #2115
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

more annoying then funny..
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Old 18-03-2011, 04:10 PM   #2116
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Old 18-03-2011, 11:19 PM   #2117
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i never thought music could be so bad...
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Old 19-03-2011, 12:49 PM   #2118
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Old 22-03-2011, 10:34 PM   #2119
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Old 23-03-2011, 06:48 AM   #2120
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hahahaha..........ah dear
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