Funny things you've been sent lately... - Page 18

Tom · 31-08-2006, 11:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp7QhEeQF_o

mrpayner · 31-08-2006, 12:58 PM

This one is good too.. he just doesn't make any sense!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf9hyVfpzfU

Fro-Daddy · 31-08-2006, 03:44 PM

youve prolly all seen the pics...now the video!

http://www.break.com/index/pimped_out_white_car.html

Rupewrecht · 31-08-2006, 03:59 PM

maaaan i had no idea those doors span!

skitz · 31-08-2006, 05:26 PM

that pritty cool i dont think i would do that to my car but still thats cool

LordWorm · 31-08-2006, 05:39 PM

thats car's like...when good ricers turn bad or something :P
hahaha

marcs_sp20 · 31-08-2006, 07:43 PM

lmao that looks pretty out there but then again very very twisted...

skitz · 05-09-2006, 06:44 PM

i know this is old as but for those of u that havent seen it!!!
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip
any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all
true!!!!

=================================

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...

===============

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....

===============

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

===============

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates.

===============

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

============== =

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

===============

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

===============

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

===============

Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital
letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

== =============

Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

===============

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

===============

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

===============

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?

===============

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The
man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is
working fine."

===============

And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Ripper323 · 06-09-2006, 07:55 AM

The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
He's got only a teeny, weenie willy - about half an inch long and just quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long pencil, it's still pretty narrow..."
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn good. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

Rupewrecht · 08-09-2006, 11:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TwkVyhofjY

Everybody should do this with tractors.

skitz · 08-09-2006, 02:11 PM

lol nice man now i have seen everythink

LordWorm · 09-09-2006, 12:05 AM

not sure if this has been posted yet... but its giggle worthy at least!!!!!!

Honda Civic
Leaf blower induction!!!!!!

http://videos.streetfire.net/Player....AD23CA9564&p=0

Then the crazy yanks go and spray N2O into the leaf blower and try again :P

REAL ACTUAL SEMI-DECENT GAINS

hahahahahahahaa

MAztinA 323 · 09-09-2006, 07:10 PM

bahaha! they should have used honda blowers in the civic instead of stihl~

pretty good gains, i could just see some rice kid going to a garage and saying he wants to put his ryobi blower in his civic to add like 20kw (instead of hp) and says hes seen it done b4 (off the vid)...

project.r.racing · 10-09-2006, 10:35 AM

OMG - so funny!!!

Cosmo Dude · 10-09-2006, 02:35 PM

You got the same e-mail that I did

Tom · 11-09-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordWorm

not sure if this has been posted yet... but its giggle worthy at least!!!!!!

Honda Civic
Leaf blower induction!!!!!!

http://videos.streetfire.net/Player....AD23CA9564&p=0

Then the crazy yanks go and spray N2O into the leaf blower and try again :P

REAL ACTUAL SEMI-DECENT GAINS

hahahahahahahaa

lol so how does nitros oxide actually add power?

-edit-
just came across this, mad ghetto cruiser FTW!

Cosmo Dude · 11-09-2006, 06:24 PM

Seen the redneck RV before. In answer to your other Q. refer to the link here

Fro-Daddy · 11-09-2006, 09:18 PM

http://media.smh.com.au/?sy=smh&cate...2&flash=0&ie=0

Rupewrecht · 11-09-2006, 09:29 PM

OMG it's Peter Griffin*!

*That's Family Guy for all you non-believers.

Fro-Daddy · 13-09-2006, 06:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-D34OZCRTE

31-08-2006, 11:05 AM	#341
Tom AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sdf Car: 2004 Subaru Liberty 2.5i Posts: 274 View Photos By: Tom	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp7QhEeQF_o __________________

31-08-2006, 12:58 PM	#342
mrpayner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -37.561609, 143.854814 Car: 2013 Mazda 6 GT Sedan - Soul Red Posts: 3,517 View Photos By: mrpayner	This one is good too.. he just doesn't make any sense! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf9hyVfpzfU __________________ 2013 Mazda6 Diesel GT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Formerly] 2004 Mazda6 Luxury Sport

31-08-2006, 03:59 PM	#344
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	maaaan i had no idea those doors span! __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

31-08-2006, 05:26 PM	#345
skitz I'm not as dumb as my posts would indicate Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: jerrabomberra N.S.W (A.C.T) Car: astina ba 97 Posts: 1,245 View Photos By: skitz	that pritty cool i dont think i would do that to my car but still thats cool __________________ Enjoying the new Skitz Effect: 09 Mazda RX-8 GT Wakefield Park: 1:14.8100

31-08-2006, 05:39 PM	#346
LordWorm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: . Car: . Posts: 1,689	thats car's like...when good ricers turn bad or something :P hahaha __________________ Need parts? Contact sales@b3motorsports.com

31-08-2006, 03:44 PM	#343
Fro-Daddy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane Posts: 499 View Photos By: Fro-Daddy	youve prolly all seen the pics...now the video! http://www.break.com/index/pimped_out_white_car.html

31-08-2006, 07:43 PM	#347
marcs_sp20 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Car: 2002 Mazda Astina SP20 2006 Mazda 6 GY Wagon Posts: 9,769 View Photos By: marcs_sp20	lmao that looks pretty out there but then again very very twisted... __________________

05-09-2006, 06:44 PM	#348
skitz I'm not as dumb as my posts would indicate Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: jerrabomberra N.S.W (A.C.T) Car: astina ba 97 Posts: 1,245 View Photos By: skitz	i know this is old as but for those of u that havent seen it!!! This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!! ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ============== = Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. =============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:! OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? == ============= Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! __________________ Enjoying the new Skitz Effect: 09 Mazda RX-8 GT Wakefield Park: 1:14.8100

06-09-2006, 07:55 AM	#349
Ripper323 Carless Bum Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Shanty town of Darwin Car: whatever I can borrow Posts: 1,044 View Photos By: Ripper323	The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie willy - about half an inch long and just quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long pencil, it's still pretty narrow..." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn good. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears." __________________

08-09-2006, 11:14 AM	#350
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TwkVyhofjY Everybody should do this with tractors. __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

08-09-2006, 02:11 PM	#351
skitz I'm not as dumb as my posts would indicate Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: jerrabomberra N.S.W (A.C.T) Car: astina ba 97 Posts: 1,245 View Photos By: skitz	lol nice man now i have seen everythink __________________ Enjoying the new Skitz Effect: 09 Mazda RX-8 GT Wakefield Park: 1:14.8100

09-09-2006, 12:05 AM	#352
LordWorm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: . Car: . Posts: 1,689	not sure if this has been posted yet... but its giggle worthy at least!!!!!! Honda Civic Leaf blower induction!!!!!! http://videos.streetfire.net/Player....AD23CA9564&p=0 Then the crazy yanks go and spray N2O into the leaf blower and try again :P REAL ACTUAL SEMI-DECENT GAINS hahahahahahahaa __________________ Need parts? Contact sales@b3motorsports.com

09-09-2006, 07:10 PM	#353
MAztinA 323 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Eastwood, Sydney Car: 1989 Nissan Silvia CA18DET Posts: 583 View Photos By: MAztinA 323	bahaha! they should have used honda blowers in the civic instead of stihl~ pretty good gains, i could just see some rice kid going to a garage and saying he wants to put his ryobi blower in his civic to add like 20kw (instead of hp) and says hes seen it done b4 (off the vid)... __________________

10-09-2006, 10:35 AM	#354
project.r.racing Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: n/a Car: n/a Posts: 10,929	OMG - so funny!!!

10-09-2006, 02:35 PM	#355
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	You got the same e-mail that I did __________________ My 'stina Hatch

11-09-2006, 06:24 PM	#357
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	Seen the redneck RV before. In answer to your other Q. refer to the link here __________________ My 'stina Hatch

11-09-2006, 09:18 PM	#358
Fro-Daddy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane Posts: 499 View Photos By: Fro-Daddy	http://media.smh.com.au/?sy=smh&cate...2&flash=0&ie=0

11-09-2006, 09:29 PM	#359
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	OMG it's Peter Griffin! That's Family Guy for all you non-believers. __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

13-09-2006, 06:39 PM	#360
Fro-Daddy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane Posts: 499 View Photos By: Fro-Daddy	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-D34OZCRTE

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