|
13-10-2005, 09:38 PM | #1 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Central Coast, where the sun shines, the ocean calls, and the potholes have there own postcodes!
Car: ASTNA
Posts: 124
|
10 reasons why my cars better than my (ex) girlfriend!
I wrote this ages ago and just found it again. Thought some of you may be able to relate. Oh, and no offence ment to any females.
10 Reasons Why A Car Is Better Than A Girlrfriend! 1- You can have as many cars as you like and none of them care about the others. 2- With a car, you dont mind your mates taking a ride. They can go for a ride at the same time for all you care. 3- Unless you want it to, your car will never get fat. 4- And she'll look better fatter anyway. 5- A car never cries. 6- Even if you leave her locked in the garage for a week, she never complains. 7- Your car doesn't care if you perve on other cars. 8- Or read magazines with hot cars in them, hell you can read them while your inside her. 9- $2 and 3 mins in a car wash and a car looks her best. 10- Even if its 4am on a winters morning, 3 seconds is all it takes to turn her on, and then she's ready to go.
__________________
CRUCIATUS ANIMUS |
Sponsored Links |
13-10-2005, 09:41 PM | #2 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Rathmines
Car: Was an Astina now a Commohore :-(
Posts: 903
|
lol man that is awsome
__________________
You can't race what you can't catch!! |
13-10-2005, 10:23 PM | #3 |
AstinaGT Regular
|
not bad , think i saw it on CCMC
__________________
GOLD SP- No Longer Stock As A Rock http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbgar...do=view&id=799 |
13-10-2005, 10:44 PM | #4 |
Senior Member
|
can you get that warm, loving, caring, sensitive... feeling from a car?
and...How do you make love to a car? |
14-10-2005, 12:00 AM | #5 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne
Car: Race Blue RS Octavia hatch, Black Santa Fe Elite
Posts: 826
|
oh don't ask that second question.....Gav I know what you are going to post
|
14-10-2005, 12:05 AM | #6 | |
living in the past man
|
Quote:
warm hugging, and sensitive there make love to a car?? you sicko.... everyone knows inside car can you say Divine Brown? buwahahaha *insert Hugh Grant mugshot here*
__________________
1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost... |
|
14-10-2005, 07:16 AM | #7 |
Junior Member
|
Mate u could always put ur dick up the exhaust
just make sure its cold
__________________
Remember guys...You can reach anything if you have long arms. |
14-10-2005, 07:23 AM | #8 | |
コスモ
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Location: Vic
Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD
Posts: 7,888
|
Quote:
__________________
My 'stina Hatch |
|
14-10-2005, 09:43 AM | #9 |
Junior Member
|
Point No 10 is my fav!
|
14-10-2005, 11:29 AM | #10 | |
AstinaGT Regular
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Car: 350Z
Posts: 258
|
Quote:
|
|
14-10-2005, 03:33 PM | #11 |
AstinaGT Regular
|
This is one of those funny cause it's true moments.
__________________
BJ Astina (Shades pack) stock other than the K&N Panel Filter, Tint, Fog Lights, Clarion fronts, Alpine rears, scuff plates, clear side indicators, VisionPlus and silver vision globes. |
14-10-2005, 05:35 PM | #12 | |
Senior Member
|
lol!!exhausts do get pretty hot!!
cars dont whinge as well! Quote:
|
|
14-10-2005, 11:23 PM | #13 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Springwood MASSIVE Represent
Car: ba
Posts: 1,426
|
hmm soo let me get this straight. U make love in the car?? with the car??? Ok then watever turns u on.
__________________
Team AJ Member PM 4 details |
15-10-2005, 12:38 AM | #14 |
Senior Member
|
I make love with the car everyday but I make love in the car once in a while
|
15-10-2005, 09:54 AM | #15 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: .
Car: .
Posts: 1,789
|
So if "doing the exhaust" is making love... what is this one then? A threesome?
|
16-10-2005, 06:48 PM | #16 |
Senior Member
|
wat do cars n females have in common?
they both depreciate with age.... lol no offence to the females all in good fun.... |
17-10-2005, 07:58 AM | #17 |
Junior Member
|
Well when Sehnkahn, when u have a duel like urs im guessing, u remove like ive donw and get a bigger one like saya 6"er and then u have the whole car to yourself, and whoever u are doin in the backseat.
__________________
Remember guys...You can reach anything if you have long arms. |
17-10-2005, 05:33 PM | #18 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: n/a
Car: n/a
Posts: 10,929
|
funny one, 10 good reasons yes
|
25-10-2005, 06:54 PM | #19 | |
Junior Member
|
Quote:
do not google the words "sex car exhaust" |
|
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
ABOUT: Understanding your cars suspension geometry | Rupewrecht | Suspension & Wheels | 5 | 19-02-2015 12:05 AM |
Gran Turismo 4 Cars you wanna race | pr1mo | Australia Wide | 1 | 19-03-2005 10:13 PM |
MOVIE: Cars [New Disney/Pixar film] | mrpayner | General Automotive Talk | 10 | 07-11-2004 08:51 AM |
Cars in QLD | sik astina | General Automotive Talk | 11 | 31-03-2004 01:16 PM |