Today's Funny!

KittyKatSmack · 28-04-2004, 05:31 PM

Ebay Ad

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Cosmo Dude · 28-04-2004, 05:44 PM

That was a good laugh

geetee · 29-04-2004, 07:13 AM

good one! :lol: :lol:

fruitbat38 · 29-04-2004, 03:20 PM

What a funny bugger.

SehnKhan · 29-04-2004, 05:37 PM

Is that Pete from the Hothouse? :lol:

Rupewrecht · 29-04-2004, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SehnKhan

Is that Pete from the Hothouse? :lol:

LOL!

i've got this so many times in emails it's just not funny now. gah! :lol: :roll:

MrShadow · 03-05-2004, 11:21 AM

classic. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Toyboy · 12-05-2004, 10:48 AM

Got this from another forum

Dear NapiSan,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mum told me it was the best.

Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a tub of Napisan OxyAction with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and then my lawyer said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Glad Wrap people...

Signed,

Relieved Menopausal Wife :lol:

platypus · 13-05-2004, 07:16 PM

^^^^I LIKE IT A LOT^^^^

but with that, monica wouldn't of had a story would she??

mrpayner · 20-05-2004, 08:44 PM

TODAY's FUNNY!! Broadband friendly....

Presenting the all new 2000 model Mustang GTR with Turbo Rotary, intercooler headers and full exhaust.. oh.. and some pistons :P

http://www.wrxfanatics.com/index.php...&id=100372

AP

Matt · 20-05-2004, 09:09 PM

thats funny at least he got back some of his money

platypus · 20-05-2004, 11:47 PM

SCHMEEE
that wern't that funny come on, up the ante

Rupewrecht · 24-05-2004, 03:54 PM

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

:lol: ..|..

MrShadow · 24-05-2004, 04:01 PM

oh dear. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

KittyKatSmack · 24-05-2004, 04:26 PM

I can't post my results picture, but this was funny.... btw I am a radioactive squirrel

Warning Labels

Cosmo Dude · 24-05-2004, 04:30 PM

Cosmo Dude is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
Who told :lol:

Rupewrecht · 24-05-2004, 04:31 PM

rupewrecht has fragile contents which may break!

platypus · 24-05-2004, 05:35 PM

james should be kept away from fire and flames

Nate · 24-05-2004, 06:22 PM

Nate Look out for the hole

PARENTAL ADVISORY NATHAN CONTAINS EXPLICIT LYRICS

pr1mo · 24-05-2004, 06:47 PM

primo is a restricted area. Authorised personell only.

oh by the way you can get your own REAL warning signs made here

www.setton.com.au

cheers mike

28-04-2004, 05:31 PM	#1
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	Today's Funny! Ebay Ad ROTFLMAO!!!!

28-04-2004, 05:44 PM	#2
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	That was a good laugh __________________ My 'stina Hatch

29-04-2004, 07:13 AM	#3
geetee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Car: A Mazda 323F BJ Sport. Posts: 1,064 View Photos By: geetee	good one! :lol: :lol: __________________ www.club323f.com http://www.astinagt.com/forums/vbgar...do=view&id=192

29-04-2004, 03:20 PM	#4
fruitbat38 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perth, WA, Australia Car: 93 BG Astina, stock Posts: 204	What a funny bugger. __________________ I didn't like my tail-lights, so I replaced them with ones from an Aston Martin DB7.

03-05-2004, 11:21 AM	#7
MrShadow Senior Time-waster Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Airborne somewhere in Aus... Car: 2005 SP23 Hatch Posts: 1,779 View Photos By: MrShadow	classic. :lol: :lol: :lol: __________________ Gimme a caffeine drip and I'll be right.... Confuscias say "man who go to sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger"

29-04-2004, 05:37 PM	#5
SehnKhan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: . Car: . Posts: 1,789	Is that Pete from the Hothouse? :lol:

12-05-2004, 10:48 AM	#8
Toyboy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nsw Car: Ba Astina Posts: 1,113	Got this from another forum Dear NapiSan, I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mum told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a tub of Napisan OxyAction with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and then my lawyer said that I would no longer be considered a suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Glad Wrap people... Signed, Relieved Menopausal Wife :lol: __________________ "Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time."

13-05-2004, 07:16 PM	#9
platypus living in the past man Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW Car: Subaru Outback 2.0 turbo Posts: 4,707	^^^^I LIKE IT A LOT^^^^ but with that, monica wouldn't of had a story would she?? __________________ 1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost...

20-05-2004, 08:44 PM	#10
mrpayner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -37.561609, 143.854814 Car: 2013 Mazda 6 GT Sedan - Soul Red Posts: 3,517 View Photos By: mrpayner	TODAY's FUNNY!! Broadband friendly.... Presenting the all new 2000 model Mustang GTR with Turbo Rotary, intercooler headers and full exhaust.. oh.. and some pistons :P http://www.wrxfanatics.com/index.php...&id=100372 AP __________________ 2013 Mazda6 Diesel GT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Formerly] 2004 Mazda6 Luxury Sport

20-05-2004, 09:09 PM	#11
Matt Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Campbelltown Posts: 215	thats funny at least he got back some of his money __________________ GiDiUP TeamDREAM Member 7 out of 7 for 2004 Best Club Display - Sydney Car Festival 2005

20-05-2004, 11:47 PM	#12
platypus living in the past man Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW Car: Subaru Outback 2.0 turbo Posts: 4,707	SCHMEEE that wern't that funny come on, up the ante __________________ 1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost...

24-05-2004, 03:54 PM	#13
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." :lol: ..\|.. __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

24-05-2004, 04:01 PM	#14
MrShadow Senior Time-waster Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Airborne somewhere in Aus... Car: 2005 SP23 Hatch Posts: 1,779 View Photos By: MrShadow	oh dear. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: __________________ Gimme a caffeine drip and I'll be right.... Confuscias say "man who go to sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger"

24-05-2004, 04:26 PM	#15
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	I can't post my results picture, but this was funny.... btw I am a radioactive squirrel Warning Labels

24-05-2004, 04:30 PM	#16
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	Cosmo Dude is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested. Who told :lol: __________________ My 'stina Hatch

24-05-2004, 04:31 PM	#17
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	rupewrecht has fragile contents which may break! __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

24-05-2004, 05:35 PM	#18
platypus living in the past man Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW Car: Subaru Outback 2.0 turbo Posts: 4,707	james should be kept away from fire and flames __________________ 1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost...

24-05-2004, 06:22 PM	#19
Nate Pandaspeed Racing Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brisney Land Car: BG SP Posts: 4,170 View Photos By: Nate	Nate Look out for the hole PARENTAL ADVISORY NATHAN CONTAINS EXPLICIT LYRICS __________________ Life would be straight without twisties STOCK AS A ROCKET! •motor sport is dangerous and that accidents causing harm can and do happen and may happen to me. I accept the conditions of, and acknowledge the risks arising from, attending or participating in the event and being provided with the event services by CAMS and the Associated Entities I THINK I AM N2!

24-05-2004, 06:47 PM	#20
pr1mo I MUST STOP MAKING STUPID POSTS! Yet I keep on making them. And I wonder why I get banned? Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: DansVille Car: auto Posts: 4,326	primo is a restricted area. Authorised personell only. oh by the way you can get your own REAL warning signs made here www.setton.com.au cheers mike

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